i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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