Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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