We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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