Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
