I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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