He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize