dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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