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(319): View more from Iowa

Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move

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(410): View more from Maryland

hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)

(1-410): View more from Maryland

stop writing like that.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.

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(+49): View more from Germany

The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped

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(602): View more from Arizona

just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him

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(252): View more from North Carolina

See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket

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(989): View more from Michigan

Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.

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(585): View more from New York

I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila

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