I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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