This girl is more easily done than said...
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
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