Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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