Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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