I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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