They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
did you just send me my own nude
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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