butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Never underestimate the power of titties
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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