Pappa wants mamma naked
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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