yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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