i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
