try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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