I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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