she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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