Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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