yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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