Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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