If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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