it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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