brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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