I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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