conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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