Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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