It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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