So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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