I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Randomize
