I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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