I wanna passion pit in your ass
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Randomize
