He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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