i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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