If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I queefed so loud it echoed.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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