Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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