I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
too bad you live with your parents still
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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