he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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