What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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