Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
How naked do you want me to be?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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