is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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