In America we eat man semen.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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