brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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