We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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