I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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