You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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