Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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