I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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