so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize