you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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